Resumés

A resumé is a structured poem which describes, in a rigidly traditional format, a person's work history and skills. It ends with a section which, roughly translated, means, "And if you don't believe me, here are three people who can each verify part of my story."

These poems are read by special literary critics, whose job is to verify whose poems are formatted better than the rest. Unlike other forms of literary criticism, the worst comment is no comment at all.